You Scream Like a Girl!

Scenario:
Jaxson and Mom have been goofing around with each other all day. Jaxson sneaks off into his room and suddenly a hush falls over the house. Mom, knowing Jaxson is preoccupied, decides to sneak up on him and scare him (as she has done several times before).

Mom runs into his room and tickles Jaxson! It is at that moment, Jaxson jumps up and lets out a squeal, or scream, or something of the sort. Jaxson laughs and all is well again.

Dad comes in a few minutes later and asks "Jaxson, was that you that screamed"?

Jaxson: "Yeah, Mommy scared me, so I screamed."

Daddy: "Man, you scream like a girl" (he says this teasingly)

Jaxson: "Why do you always say I scream like a girl? I am only four, I don't know how to scream like a boy yet!"

Daddy: "Oh, okay, sorry buddy"

So we wait, one day, when he is big, Jaxson will scream like a girl no more. He will have a manly yell.....or at least that's what Daddy is hoping!

Out of the mouths of babes......he cracks us up, where does he come up with this stuff????